Nastyass Covey Spreader

To those who instantly thought “Honey badger”, you deserve a cookie. To the clueless people who just happen to find the video funny with its super feminine gay narration, simply YouTube for “The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger”. Just note however, that unlike covey spreaders, Honey badgers are actually badass. Covey spreaders are ignorant, have flies land on them, and spread little covey particles everywhere. Honey badgers are slippery, resistant to deadly poisons, resistant to puncture wounds (from lions, bears, hyenas) and eat honey in dangerous beehives. Don’t be a covey spreader, be a honey badger. Vote!

Covey spreader don’t care about getting their nastyass covey particles everywhere!